Independents' Day: Meet The Ordinary People Standing Against The System
Today the UK will go to the polls to decide who will run the country for the next five years. Every man and woman will face a ballot paper filled with names. Next to those from the political parties...
View ArticleThe Greatest Pub Fight I Ever Saw: "The Human Torpedo"
Never mind the fact that he was completely ineffective, the human torpedo has become a man of pub legend.Continue reading
View ArticleSo Why Did David Dimbleby Say This During Election Broadcast?
Don't test Dave, he can switch.Continue reading
View ArticleBlack Bears Chase Tourists Out Of Yellowstone Park
"Fookin stand! Stand!"Continue reading
View ArticleWhy Growing Up In a Shit Town Is Good For You
Forget big city adventures and rural idylls – growing up in a big, bland town is the best start you could want in life…Continue reading
View ArticleDaryl Davis: Meet The Black Man Who Befriended The Ku Klux Klan
Daryl Davis didn’t set out to become friends with extreme, right-wing racists, it just sort of happened. The way he tells it, it could have happened to anyone.Continue reading
View ArticleThis Victorian Talking Doll Will Haunt Your Dreams
What? Why? Somebody help.Continue reading
View ArticleThings My Girlfriend Taught Me Pt 1: The Wooden Spoon Trick
Life hacks from my better half.Continue reading
View ArticleThings My Girlfriend Taught Me Pt 2: The Cider Trick
Life hacks from my better half.Continue reading
View ArticleAn Ode To Mark 'Chopper' Read
He's the biggest celebrity the Australian criminal underworld ever produced. Here's a tribute to the man they called Chopper.Continue reading
View ArticleThe 10 Types Of Customers All Waitresses Want To Throttle
Annoying teenagers, overprotective mum and pervy old man. Some customers just make us waitresses want to smash your main course over your head...Continue reading
View ArticleThe 10 Greatest Pies In Britain
It took two years, 10,000 miles and several thousands of pounds to fulfil my quest to find the perfect pie and it may well be that I didn’t even scratch the surface.Continue reading
View Article30 Things In Life There Should Be Words For
Ever wondered what you'd call an adolescent male's first attempt at sideburns? Or the tilt of an imaginary pint glass to see if your mate wants a drink? The Yorkshire Meaning of Liff will reveal...
View ArticleWalking In London: The Rules
It’s getting harder and harder to get around this city on two feet. Get off your phones, open your eyes and have some consideration you twats.Continue reading
View ArticleA List Of Really Valuable Stuff You Might Actually Have In Your Loft
Until the oil runs out and we end up in a radioactive wasteland wrestling with giant cyber-rats, people will love collecting nonsenses. This old shit might actually be worth something though.Continue...
View ArticleThe Croydon Schoolgirl Taught Us All A Valuable Lesson About Drugs
The dealings in that Croydon alleyway were a perfectly scaled-down version of our unregulated drugs market.Continue reading
View ArticleThe 10 Greatest Biscuits Of All Time
Like many people, I’ve spent a lifetime popping biscuits into my mouth at regular intervals, so here's a list of the ten greatest...Continue reading
View ArticleTwo Men Arrested For 'Manspreading' On NY Subway
How long until we get this on the Tube?Continue reading
View Article8 Reasons Buddha's A Fat Smug Bastard
I've had it up to here with Mr Goody-Two-SandalsContinue reading
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